Future Nostalgia

Today I was in the courtyard smoking a cig watching two guys shoot paperballs at a trash can for about 5 minutes. As I was walking by them one guy took a shot. I could tell it was on target. I lifted my board in the air and swatted that shit exclaming “Shaq Attack!” He said “what the hell? That one was going in.” I kept walking and pondered would shaq ever show mercy on a jumpshot? Hell No!